The Democratic Republic of Belaruskiw Soviet is a huge, genial nation, notable for its anti-smoking policies, compulsory military service, and zero percent divorce rate. The democratic, devout population of 489 million Belaruskiw Sovietians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Spirituality, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Минск. The average income tax rate is 31.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but inefficient Belaruskiw Sovietian economy, worth 20.4 trillion рубльs a year, is quite specialized and led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Furniture Restoration, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 41,680 рубльs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Citizens ask "how many crooks could a nunchuck hook if a nun had nunchucks too?", a crusade against barbaric religious practices has begun, Leader claims to be the epitome of family values, and sales of disinfectant wipes have skyrocketed. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Belaruskiw Soviet's national animal is the Кот, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Belaruskiw Soviet is ranked 76,167^th in the world and 3,722^nd in Osiris for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 50.99 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.